Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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