Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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