ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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