come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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