have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
