Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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