I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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