somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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