I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
NoShamevember. You game?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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