Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
so let's talk penis.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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