it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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