her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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