so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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