I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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