I wanna bring you to show and tell
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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