do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
