I'm going to jail i love you
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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