U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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