I want to stick my p in your. b.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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