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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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