are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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