I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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