Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
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