if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
oh god the rape fog is back!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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