I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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