gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
