His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Ladies don't puke and tell
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Randomize
