He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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