I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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