butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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