Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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