Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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