Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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