come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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