Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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