so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you would pick up someone in the library
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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