i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
