If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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