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drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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