Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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