Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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