I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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