..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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