i just identified you from a description of your pipe
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
