I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize
