So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
