Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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