Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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