sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Someone signed my nipple.
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