erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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