Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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