So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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