I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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