we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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